It's time to start a war!!

I challenge you (yes, it's me against anyone who will participate) to a war. It's about who can come up with a better song. Basically, you post a song in a comment here, and I'll reply with a better one. (Of course anyone can try to beat the song if they wish, so it's kind of a free-for-all really) But I'm guaranteed to reply with one I think beats it in some way.

Rules:
1. You must say what the song is you're posting and why it is worthy of a challenge. If topping someone's song, you must state why it is better.

2. The replies must be similar somehow. (Same genre or artist, or similar sound. Maybe you're comparing solos, even. That's fine)

3. No Rick Rolls. I will send a nasty e-mail to your mothers about it if you do. And yes, I do know all your mothers personally.

4. No complaining because one comment turned into a 100+ comment thread. That's what you expect in a war. There will be casualties. I do, however, ask that you post each new song challenge separately, instead of a couple good songs per comment. That way, we're clear what we're replying to.

Thank you for reading, hope you'll participate. Have a nice day, and like always, stay funky!
That is all. Now let the wars begin!